These Funny Facebook Post Will Crack you Up All Day

Funny Facebook Post – Here is a collection of cool and funny Facebook posts that will bring smile on your face instantly. Now why wait? Use it on your Facebook feed and have few laughs.

Funny Facebook Post
  • I dislike when I plan a conversation in my mind and the other person doesn’t follow my script #DamnTeenQuote
  • For 10 years, I have been using Google and I have no idea who is using the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
  • A part of me says I cannot keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, “Don’t ever listen to that guy. He’s drunk.”
  • I prefer the term “surprise adoption” to Kidnapping
  • It’s like I want to be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
  • I will change my Facebook name to NOBODY so that way when people post some crappy post, and I click on the like button it will say NOBODY likes this
  • Take my advice; I do not make use of it anyway.
  • One funny post on Facebook are the people who apologize for not being on Facebook in a while, but then nobody really cares that they’re back.
  • Do not endorse negativity online and expect people to treat you positively in person.
  • Every rule has got an exception, especially this one.
  • Death is life’s way of telling you that you have been fired. Suicide is your way to tell life, “You cannot fire me, I quit!”
  • May your life someday be as wonderful as you make it out to be on Facebook.
  • LIKE if you hate it when someone does get to tag you in a photo, you look bad in because they happen to look so good in it.
  • Phew! Thanks a lot, warning label. I was actually thinking of using my toaster in the shower this morning.
  • Looking at school books and thinking: what a waste of a tree!
  • Nobody around here regards me like a glamour model, so I am just going to sit down here taking selfies by myself.
  • Why didn’t you get to reply to my text? Well, how am I supposed to give a reply to LOL?
  • I think line dancing was invented initially by women waiting in line for the bathroom.
  • Do not tell me that the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
  • Nothing seems to be illegal. Until you get caught.
  • Friends are like breasts: some are fake, some are real.
  • Birthdays are good for you especially your health. Studies have shown that those who have more Birthdays live longer.
  • If a person says “I love you,” and you do not feel the same way, just reply say “I love YouTube” really fast.
  • My wallet is like an onion – when I do open it, it makes me cry a lot.
  • Girlfriend: I am pregnant, what do you want it to be? Boyfriend: A joke.

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